Oh my God, it's nice to have some help below decks! Not that I wasn't handling everything fine on my own but it was really tiring oh my god so now I have some free time! Yay!

[There's the sound of a spray paint can. Kssssssshhhhh! B is adding happy faces to the exterior of a nuclear waste containment barrel. The nuclear hazard sign looked so ( Read more... )

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable]

Radiation's all cleaned up! It's safe to go near Liquid Metal Reactors 008 through 015 again!

Also? I found the gravity gun that everyone was talking about over dinner a week ago! It's so much fun!

[End LockDid you know that if you leave your lunch in an area with a lot of radiation and forget about it and come ( Read more... )

I just thought I should let everyone know that the doors to Carnival are locked for now! Okay!

[Locked to Crew // Unhackable]

Uhm, Firstmatekage said not to let anyone else in while he's in there. I'm just wondering how he's going to get his treatments while he's inside? If he doesn't get them, uh--

Well.

When is the new crew coming?

I'm really sorry, but we have to put off Decantation Day celebrations because I have a lot of work. I'm sorry! We'll do it as soon as everything's finished!

[Locked to Crew // UnhackableOkay, uhm, I don't know who the previous mechanic was? But they didn't keep the feedwater sparger of Liquid Metal Reactor 013 in good repair and so when I went to ( Read more... )

Uhm, I know everyone here has different holidays they like to celebrate and most people don't care about another culture's holidays but in a few days it'll be the Decantation Day of Kraliyt'pourex'llax Brizzirptuyrq'turg which is my favourite holiday ever so I was thinking that we could have a midnight fireworks-and-food thing on deck one on the ( Read more... )

Oh my God, this is so cool. I'm excited because I'm almost done this really neat machine! It teaches you languages! I know not everyone here speaks the common language on the ship, but this should fix it! It works by compressing your--

[B claps a hand over his mouth to contain his giggles. He snickers for a few moments, then regains control of ( Read more... )

Uhm, I think maybe I should get down there and repair the lock on Camp Carnival so more people don't get torn to shreds like Jak and Firstmatekage and Karisneedleteeth did.

But Firstmatekage and Karisneedleteeth are gonna be A-OK! Yay!

And Jak will come back.

Who shoved all the wood fragments into the elevator doors? It took me forever to get them all out! That wasn't very nice!

[[ooc: commentlog between B and Jamie is R for sex.]]

If you really think about bodies they're a lot like machines. Actually, bodies are machines, but they're just squishy, bleedy machines with a skin and a soft bag of snot, blood and organs inside! But people don't like it when I talk about organs, but they don't mind when I talk about the innards of machines. I don't quite understand that rule to be ( Read more... )

I got a gift from the Captain! Yay, thank you, Captainjamesredd! Happymerry Christmachanukwanzakuh! Yay!

[OOC: Lucky mechanic! He's received a special gift. Yay!]]